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HOW TO SECRETLY BUY YOUR MISTRESS A RING! THE GUIDE TO BUYING YOUR MISTRESS JEWELRY AND NOT GETTING CAUGHT!
First of all, I can't even believe that I'm writing this blog. I so believe in Marriage and Old Fashioned ways, but we do live in a modern World and the fact is, a lot of Men have Mistresses and buy their Mistresses Jewelry. I should know, I'm quite happy to take their money and sell it to them! Now I'm not going to judge anyone, that's not my purpose. You guys can do what you want, I could care less. But if you do it, you might as well be smart about it.This is where I come in. Here are some tricks of the trade that I have learned from waiting on guys in your position. These are tried and true and should keep you from getting caught by one angry Wife! Enter at your own risk!
Again, it's not me, don't kill the messenger, I don't condone this, it's just a reality that happens everyday and I'm here to share it. So here you go: The Common Sense Guide to Buying your Mistress Jewelry and NOT Getting Caught! (Women of the World, look the other way!)
1) Pay Cash! Only an idiot would Finance it or pay with a Credit Card. You'll leave a huge paper trail with red flags all over the place if you do. (Those Credit Checks are almost impossible to wipe clean from your Credit Report too!) Think Cash and ONLY Cash!
2) Don't Shop where you always Shop! This is such a dumb error, but a lot of guys don't think this through. If you always Buy from a Local Jeweler in town, then by all means, DON'T buy your Mistress Jewelry there! Come on, they know your Wife! Drive out to Joe-Schmo Jewelers in the next town to Shop. Don't be Crazy! Shop somewhere new, where the Salespeople don't know you, and more importantly, don't know your Wife! This is absolutely critical. You don't want ignorant Salespeople slipping up and asking your Wife if she liked her new Tennis Bracelet! "HUH? I didn't get any new..."
3) Don't give the Salesperson your name. Zippo! Nada! Zilch! If they don't know you, let's keep it that way. No Names, No Addresses, No Phone Numbers... See no evil, hear no evil! (P.S. Don't even try this if you're Famous, Popular or a Senator! That's just foolish!)
4) Don't purchase anything that will need Information. Don't buy Warranties, Guarantees, Appraisals, or Jewelry Service Plans. If you do, make sure you give them your Mistresses' Name and Info. (I still don't recommend this!) Keep your details private. Zip your lips!
5) Don't sign up for silly little Contests or be put on a Mailing List. Use your noggin. Think with your head and not your 'head'.
6) Don't Special Order any Jewelry. You don't want them to contact you when it's in. That's not good. Live by the rule... if it's NOT in stock, and NOT in the store, then DON'T buy it!
7) Don't worry about Sizings or Fittings! If she needs links taken out of a new Watch or needs a Gemstone Ring Sized, let her do it! She can take it back and handle all that junk. You don't want to be caught with a repair stub in your pocket!
8) Don't hide Jewelry Bags in your Vehicle! Remove all evidence. Guys like to forget simple things like Bags, Gift Wrap and Thank You Cards! Throw it away!
9) Don't pick up anything for yourself while you're at Joe-Schmos either. Don't get Jewelry Cleaner or Business Cards, play it safe. You want nothing to link yourself in any way to that Jeweler! And don't get your Rings polished while you're there. She'll know you were at a Jeweler and will get suspicious!
10) Don't get anything engraved! Ever! You don't want "Jim and Donna" Etched permanently in Gold! Don't even think about it! Things like that have a way of coming back to haunt you!
11) Don't keep any receipts. If they give you one, toss it out or give it to the 'Other' Woman. Men have a habit of sticking receipts in their wallets and getting caught. Big No-No!
12) Don't buy your Mistress Jewelry Online! You don't want to start getting Emails and Spam from Jewelers thanking you for your recent online purchase! Plus they'll keep sending you email Offers with Coupons, Rebates and Surveys! The key here is to raise no eyebrows. Keep it on the down-low.
13) Buy the same Gifts for all the Women in your life. And what I mean by that is... Don't get confused! If you buy all types of Jewelry like Rings and Bracelets and Bangles, then you're bound to mess up. How can you remember if you bought your Wife the Sapphire Pendant or the Diamond Earrings? Did she get the Anklet or the Watch? Yeck! You might as well step into a Bear Trap! If you buy your Wife Diamond Earrings, then buy your Mistress Diamond Earrings as well! If you buy a Bracelet, buy Two Bracelets! That way you can never get trapped in a corner and forget what you bought, who, where or when! Buy the same kinds of Gifts for all your women! It just makes it easier to remember.
14) Skip buying Diamond Rings! If you buy your Mistress a Diamond Ring you are sending her the wrong impression. A Diamond Ring says "Commitment", while Earrings and Pendants say "Spend the Night!" Which do you want?
15) Don't take the Mistress shopping with you. You don't want the salesperson to see you two together. You don't want to accidentally run into that salesperson while you're out to eat with your Wife. That could get confusing and ugly. "What happened to your Wife?" "Oh, I'm Sorry... This is your Wife?" No Names! No Faces! Total Separation!
If you want to play the field, have fun, but know know the game. And if your Wife does find out about your "Private" life, then here's a bit of advice: Hide all the Butcher Knives! Because when she finds out, she's bound to get a little Psycho on your own "Privates"!
Educational and funny !!! Learn,worms ! 
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